Yes the Pub came from Ireland. The Bars are 130 years old. Much like we feel at 2am.
No we stand corrected. The restrooms did come from Wisconsin. (Go Wisconsin!)
Yes some Irish guys own it. Their Bank Manager will be delighted to see you here.
No our Servers will not try an Irish dance – we tried them out and it was just ugly…
Yes our food is different. It’s what we eat in Ireland today (5 hours ago actually)
No we don’t cook anything from frozen or anything that’s not fresh.
Yes Irish cuisine has indeed come on a bit. Fancy that…
No we don’t know how Chef Kevin looks so young for an 80 year old man.
Yes he has cooked for Queen Elizabeth and U2.
No he won’t accept low quality ingredients (see line 3 above)
Yes our house Band plays 6 nights a week. Talented too but don’t tell them.
No we don’t serve half pints. Its grounds for imprisonment back home in Ireland.
Yes our Irish Dancer is pretty and she did dance that famous fancy-pants Dancer
No she is not on the dating market. (The line starts here…)
Yes you can dance if the urge takes hold of you.
No thanks but we’d rather not watch. Delicate tummies you know…
Yes our little shop is quite pretty with fancy clobber and gifts. Thanks.
No you can’t take the bronze statue (outside) home with you.
Yes our Fish’n’Chip store beside the Pub serves fresh fish flown daily from Boston.
No we’re not crazy. It’s worth the effort. And the fish get air miles.